Sunday, August 19, 2007

Secrets of a longer life and living happily ever after …

It was yesterday three of us were discussing about life, what is life? why live? and so on .. suddenly a phrase popped up
“Uparwaala achche logon ko jaldi upar bula leta hai” …

and non of us is in a hurry to go “up” … so here begins the real discussion …

What do we do to be considered as a bad person ???

And here bad means real bad ... bad for God so HE won’t consider you the next best soul around and call you up …

We discussed some of our so called bad habit’s drinking and laziness but it turned out that we are not as bad as the people who have a bad thinking process who are always thinking bad for the very next person …

“yaar apan ne kabhi kisi ka bura nahin kiya for that matter sochte bhi nahin hai yaar this means humaare paap ka ghada nahin bharne waala” …

“yaar kuch badhiya soch mere ko lamba jeene ka hai some kind of perfect paap jo bhagwaan bhi na ignore kar paaye ” “I should suffer in this hell for a looooong time”

“chal do chaar murder kar daalte hain”

“oae par ye soch … kisi bure insaan ko maara to duniya ka bhala kar rahe ho … aur agar kisi achche insaan ko maara to tu bhgwaan ke angle ka kaam kar raha hai … arre use God already upar bulana chaahta hai”

“That’s not paap … ”

“Hey lets cut a bargad ka ped … no no a mango tree … it has lots of medical benefits … it’s a shelter for lots of birds and bugs … jyada se jyada logon ka bura hoga ... it’s a perfect sin”

“oae kya aari leke poore din laga rahega ek ped kaatne”

“no we’ll use chainsaw”

“The Great Bangalore Chainsaw Masacre”

“bhai apan famous ho jaayenge … news papers headline, KalTak ki Breaking News … news reporter … we’ll become celebrity" …

"fir apan NGO’s ke saath lag jaayenge Mission ‘Save the Green Planet’ … we’ll go and plant the trees … thousands of them”

“nahin nahin Idea cancel … apan fir se duniya ka bhala karne lage and apna paap ka ghada khaali ka khaali”

“yaar teen engineer baith ke ek perfect paap nahin soch paa rahe ho … think of something big and real sin”

And the conversation went on with some really bad ideas which eventually turned out to be good and our mission to stay on this planet for a long time still nowhere …
Still in search of "A Perfect Sin" ...

1 comment:

Unknown said...

yaar roj mandir mein ja kar bhagwaan ki murti par danda maaro....lekin panga yeh hai ki ek kahani ke anusaar, buzurg log humein sunaya karte the, ek banda aisa karta tha but bhagwaan usse naraaz hone ki bajaye khush hogaye....kyonki....is bahane woh roj bhagwaan ko yaad karta tha aur unse milne aata tha......to yeh bhi nahin chalega....